"You offer those things in the same way you always have, in the same way you do it now. I'd have thought by now you pick up that its a shitty way to do it, but I'm sure you have enough people feeding your ego about how great you are that you never think its you. I'm almost glad to see you're dating that Diana chick: I can tell that no one gets to top her, like, ever."

And no, she didn't mean sexually. Mindy was just not going there. Ever.

"I haven't seen anything telling me that is even remotely true."